January 1, 2007

  • Two of the best/worst/awkward pick-up lines I've ever seen:

    1. "If I found you dead, I wouldn't bury you right away."

    2. "Hey baby...you wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?"

Comments (3)

  • LOL.  I really like that first one...I even used it on someone tonight (jokingly).

  • I enjoy the second one. I used it last night. (Seriously)

  • Yeah, I know what you mean.  I grew up Southern Baptist and then Independent Baptist.  So I definitely prefer my church away from home too (it's United Methodist), but I don't really claim a denomination.  Maybe I won't ever again.  But I must say that this whole grace thing that the Methodists do makes a bit more sense than the Baptists' condemnation.

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