January 29, 2007

  • crn0816: On the bright side, I'm mostly healthy
    witty isnt it: ...good?
    crn0816: Though apparently I have a body fat around 6.5%, which apparently means I'm dead
    crn0816: And our pacer CD thing kept skipping. I think we all did at least 10 more than what the thing said we did
    witty isnt it: haha
    witty isnt it: how many did you do?
    crn0816: I dunno. I did about 30, not factoring in the skips. That means I'd probably be healthy if I had a vagina.
    crn0816: Turning around was lame, because there were people close on both sides. Bleh
    crn0816: Then we had to lift an elephant and start a fire using only some soaked wood and our mindpowers
    crn0816: They put us guys through some pretty tough tests
    witty isnt it: oof
    witty isnt it: you should see what the girls had to do when i was there
    witty isnt it: clean three houses in 20 minutes, burp babies, and drive a soccer mom van around an obstacle course in under a minute
    crn0816: We had to hunt wild game with a pepple. And crush 60 beercans on our head in a minute
    witty isnt it: we had to manage to bitch out 45 girls in thirty seconds
    witty isnt it: and call them all fat
    witty isnt it: ....and then dodge the punches
    witty isnt it: person with the least amount of bruises and broken bones won
    witty isnt it: they were worthy of living
    crn0816: We each built a replica of the eiffel tower out of sticks, mud, and determination. We then had to climb to the top and jump off. Whoever was manly enough to defy gravity was considered healthy
    crn0816: All of that, I could live with. Now I have a sore throat that is only exacerbated by the fast breathing I performed.
    witty isnt it: aw
    crn0816: I missed the bus to Mendenhall again. Did you know how cold it is outside? As cold as ice! Literally.
    witty isnt it: i know
    witty isnt it: my ears were stinging
    crn0816: My coat is usually all "Nuh uh boys, you ain't gettin yo cold selves in here", but today it served as little more than a doorway
    witty isnt it: heh
    witty isnt it: yeah, my coat is huge and warm
    witty isnt it: but it didnt help my face at all
    crn0816: My face was fine. I warmed it up by pressing it against the puddles of ice that I passed
    witty isnt it: that makes no sense
    crn0816: "It's sooooo cold outside, ice is warmer"
    witty isnt it: uh
    witty isnt it: no
    witty isnt it: sorry
    crn0816: Blerghenstein
    witty isnt it: bless you
    crn0816: It's dutch for blerg
    crn0816: *blergh
    crn0816: Or whatever language has every word end in "stein"
    witty isnt it: german?
    crn0816: German words end in spit
    witty isnt it: how true
    crn0816: I can talk to libby. I'm all "il pleut"
    crn0816: That's all I know though. Means "It is raining"
    crn0816: The conversation tends to be pretty short
    witty isnt it: haha
    witty isnt it: il fait froid
    crn0816: Did you just call me a fat boy?
    witty isnt it: yes
    witty isnt it: in francais
    crn0816: I'm a fat boy named Francis?
    crn0816: Ah, the weather is cold
    witty isnt it: yes
    crn0816: I don't wanna go to statistics. Or Phil of Mind, for the matter, but its so much more bearable than...... statistics.
    witty isnt it: just the name makes my skin crawl
    witty isnt it: literally
    crn0816: You better go put your skin back in its crib
    crn0816: And I should go to class
    crn0816: Goodbye
    witty isnt it: byeee

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