May 17, 2007

  • So...you can believe either one of two stories. Or both if you so desire.

    A) I was walking through my house when a 39-foot bear attacked me and tried to claw my eyes out. I slammed his head in the microwave and nuked the sucker. We now have a new carpet.

    B) I itched my eye too much.

    Personally, I'm rather fond of A.

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