May 17, 2007
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So...you can believe either one of two stories. Or both if you so desire.
A) I was walking through my house when a 39-foot bear attacked me and tried to claw my eyes out. I slammed his head in the microwave and nuked the sucker. We now have a new carpet.
B) I itched my eye too much.
Personally, I'm rather fond of A.


Comments (7)
YUCK!! STOP IT
eeeep!
Okay yeah, that's pretty gross!
you WENT to a dan deacon show? that musta been amazing, i'm jealous. crystal cat in particular is incredible.
what band'd he open for?
ewww gross! says the wannabe doctor...no one wants to see that nasty shit...
you've got half 'rage'... HEHEHEHE
MELISSA LYNN HARDY!!! Don't ever scratch your eye again!!! I'm serious, you could go blind!!!
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